Let's look at some of the human's stupidness,something to think and ponder, maybe we are one of them..
I walked into a Blimbie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for
a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're
already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're
both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out
the door.
They walk among us and many work retail.
A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of
his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days
the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend
decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good
to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for
sale........$50."
The next day someone stole it.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky
and said, "Where?"
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got
on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving."
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out
every time she turned her head?"
I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has
your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They walk among us, AND they reproduce!
..and why did the receptionist at doctor's office ALWAYS insist to ask what's wrong with us at the front counter for all to hear? What if it is something embarrassing.....
Speaking of that... I know most of us have experienced this, but boy oh boy I really love the way this senior citizen handled it...and remember this actually happened in real life..
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my díck," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there's something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated
.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't píss out of it," the man replied.
Yup... they walk among us, and they became receptionist.
Subject: They Walk Among Us ! 
Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:01 pm
